By tayymeds - 12/03/2014 07:44 - United States - Mission Viejo

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Today, my boyfriend asked why I never let him go down on me. I told him that it doesn't do much for me, even though it really does. I didn't have the courage to tell him that it's because he acts like a rabid dog when he does. FML
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tayymeds 23

So yes, I agree that I completely deserve it because I won't be blunt with him. I just don't want him to get insecure about it, like he has with other intimate things. I drop hints by not showing response when he starts to act like I'm a chew toy, but it doesn't work. I have however, brought up the idea of watching movies with him, he's agreed to it, so maybe I'll lightly drop the bomb there.... But all in all, he's a great man and an exceptional lover--just not with that one bit of foreplay. Thanks for the laughs and opinions!

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Top comments

rosha267 21

If you're comfortable enough to have sex with him you should be comfortable enough to talk to him about it

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JMichael 25

Well maybe if you say something he could improve. Can't expect improvement without communication.

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Pat000005 9

If you like him going down on you, it should be no problem telling him

18 3
patriot7 9

Are you sure he's up to date on his shots?

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revelation11B 10

"I said, 'Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side.'"

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Pleonasm 35

With a lot of leg humping and butt sniffing afterwards.

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fuckup666 17

Just talk about it.. My bf is being a real dick when It comes to sex

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sammyjanette 17

What? He won't let you go down on him because you act like a rabid dog when you do too?

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BrickTamlandLamp 13

That's the weirdest form of sex I've ever heard of

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mannatee 19

So you'll post it on the Internet but won't talk to him about it?

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sammyjanette 17

To be fair this website is anonymous. What repercussions does she have to worry about by posting it here as opposed to those she would face in real life?

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LisaDay 14

he wont improve for one. and a consequence of that is that she may not enjoy it enough and lose interest in sex completely.

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Kergami 18

Communication is everything... If you don't communicate it will never change.

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kayteakay 26

You'll both be much happier if you make the effort to talk about it.

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