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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

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Corruption

By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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You deserved it 94

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 02:23 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 977

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

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destr0yer 7

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he doesnt like you.

GrahamAker 3

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk

Comments

dlistedfreak 14

Friday 8 July 2011 6:56

Honestly you might have issues with closure in regards to your mom's death, although not sure if you mom met the guy before she died. Best of luck with everything and sorry for your loss of your mother

tayjaye17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:57

if he wanted to break up with him, he had the right to do so. He prolly wasnt happy

emeraldchicky 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:57

MEDIATOR!!!!! MEDIATOR!!!!!

seanders 10

Friday 8 July 2011 6:59

That was in response to 76 btw

lajaynay 15

Friday 8 July 2011 6:59

Maybe this guy wants a girl that gives amazing blow jobs. Bad blow jobs may be a big turn off to him.

Might_Just_Work 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:05

dayyyyumm!............ treated.

starlitgrl 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:06

he.... was a dumbass -_-;

mistfullkittie 3

Friday 8 July 2011 7:06

haha... I can totally imagine the crystal balls... makes me chuckle...

cleoxus85 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:08

Talk about lame excuses, this one is really lame. Such a douchebag.

maddiewoah 15

Friday 8 July 2011 7:11

LOLOL. OP, if this guy couldn't even come up with a good excuse to break up with you, I'd say you're better off without him. Just throw his lie in his face and walk away. Walk. Away.