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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 292

Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 552

You deserved it 94

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 2 545

Corruption

By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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You deserved it 94

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 02:23 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 700

You deserved it 3 619

By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 707

You deserved it 3 205

By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 690

You deserved it 3 977

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 214

You deserved it 2 157

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 542

You deserved it 5 210

By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 305

You deserved it 2 903

destr0yer 7

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he doesnt like you.

GrahamAker 3

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk

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mcintosh123 15

Friday 8 July 2011 7:22

Tell him to buy a big ass condom and wear it because he is by far the biggest dick of all time

aurora26 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:24

damn that's harsh! f@$% his ass up for bringing ur passed away mother into it!

Superflykid 5

Friday 8 July 2011 7:28

He's sucks

mcintosh123 15

Friday 8 July 2011 7:28

#80 so girls do enjoy **** (: nice to know

italianbby 11

Friday 8 July 2011 7:37

haha POP up, as in I was on another site and it came up. :)

shalbeelynnee 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:28

thats sad

tshureih 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:35

hang in there. he's not worth it. he definitely has mental issuea

porterc16 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:35

that's just ****** up like Obama

sk8erd 15

Friday 8 July 2011 7:44

suppose ably your mom haunted him in his dreams?

sweet2u22 9

Friday 8 July 2011 7:45

He probably was drunk one night and thought he saw a scary ghost. Either way, not the brightest crayon in the crayola box.

Gabriellax3 6

Friday 8 July 2011 7:53

I'm sorry about your mother :/ and don't worry about him yourll find someone more worth your time

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Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

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Today, trying to be romantic, I started coming on to my wife while in bed, only for her to yet again say she wasn't in the mood. When I asked why she never is lately, she sarcastically blamed it on the government shutdown, then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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