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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 292

Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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You deserved it 94

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 2 545

Corruption

By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 399

You deserved it 94

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 02:23 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 700

You deserved it 3 619

By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 707

You deserved it 3 205

By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 690

You deserved it 3 977

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 214

You deserved it 2 157

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 542

You deserved it 5 210

By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 305

You deserved it 2 903

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Top comments

destr0yer 7

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he doesnt like you.

GrahamAker 3

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk

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nyoungwv 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:11

sry bout your mom.

liy223 6

Friday 8 July 2011 6:16

then he did you a favor. ( I'm sorry for your loss.)

tayjaye17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:21

LMFAO.

tayjaye17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:57

you know your jealous;)

LaughinStock 16

Friday 8 July 2011 11:41

Of what exactly?

tayjaye17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:54

my pure awesomeness

Prettygirl113000 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:21

Wow how stupid does he think u r?? :I

TodaySuxx 7

Friday 8 July 2011 6:21

You should find a girlfriend and try being straight. Not to say anything rude about you, but maybe girls can be a little more considerate and gentle?

tayjaye17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:23

wait your a dude??? your gay?!?

tayjaye17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:27

I was clarifying. I have nothing against gays though. my cousin is gay and is trying to get married to her girl friend and I love them both. I was just making sure. sheesh people take everything so seriously.

tayjaye17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:41

okay..

tayjaye17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:43

it may not be relevant. but i was making sure. cuz I like gays. it may not matter to some people but it matters to me

tayjaye17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:42

i was just saying I have nothing against gays. get over it.

tayjaye17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:49

I'm not trying to stir things up. you did by commenting. and my !?!? was for excitement due to the fact that I like gay people. sorry it's hard for you to understand.

tayjaye17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:54

I won't miss you

tayjaye17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 8:00

wont miss ya

BrittanyPernell6 0

Friday 8 July 2011 9:00

Awuh my male dogs humps my guy friends, I must not be against gays either!

Darklord53 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:02

I want to keep my opinion to myself but I dislike the "gays" in the world... it's not a religious thing I just don't accept it.

tayjaye17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:56

call me what you wish. i could care less. and dogs are irrelevant to this.

DawnMarie11 0

Monday 11 July 2011 4:14

you are an ass who cares if he is a dude!

instnt1nfction 17

Friday 8 July 2011 6:23

do you mean that he is able to talk through balls?

omgmike2345 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:26

how does anyone know OP is worth "more then that"? more than what exactly, people throw that phrase around too much when they don't know at all what someone "deserves".

mb020511 2

Friday 8 July 2011 6:28

sounds like a Cop oug

chessypie 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:34

ouch sorry about your mom and the guys a retard

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