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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 292

Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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You deserved it 94

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 2 545

Corruption

By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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You deserved it 87

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 02:23 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 619

By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 3 205

By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 976

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 211

You deserved it 2 157

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 541

You deserved it 5 210

By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 303

You deserved it 2 902

destr0yer 7

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he doesnt like you.

GrahamAker 3

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk

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SilentTreatment 7

Friday 8 July 2011 7:58

Wow, your boyfriend is stupid!

summerhot_fml 2

Friday 8 July 2011 8:12

129 how would you know? did you happen to die and have all the big questions answered? i doubt. leave others beliefs out. or at least try to be open minded

SlimShady167 3

Friday 8 July 2011 8:39

What does OP mean?

MrHughJass 0

Friday 8 July 2011 12:11

Orangotang Penis.

smeesha 4

Friday 8 July 2011 16:52

lol^ actually I think it means original poster. sorry if I'm wrong O_O

Capt_Oblivious 10

Friday 8 July 2011 16:54

Opposable Penis

guitarplayer546 0

Friday 8 July 2011 8:41

what a douche

sky22_fml 7

Friday 8 July 2011 8:43

Clearly HE has a problem....

crazzy4gaga 1

Friday 8 July 2011 8:44

sux_to_be_you 0

Friday 8 July 2011 8:47

he liked boys

Zuber_fml 4

Friday 8 July 2011 8:48

well **** him

Kovu_fml 16

Friday 8 July 2011 8:55

this has been posted many times before

latinjukes 2

Friday 8 July 2011 9:03

He's talking about the mom of the girl he has on the side.

doctor_awesome 8

Friday 8 July 2011 11:20

then why would he be breaking up with her? he would need to break up with the girl he has on the side.

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