By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
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guillotine_fml 0

let me guess the reason why he broke up: lack of communication?

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JADEstokesxo 0

bitch. you forgot to mention you cheated on him. yeah. bitch. watch out tomorrow okay?

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axlman 0

you shoul've called him to talk things over!!! lol :)

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ban4023 0

**** ppl who break up on text message...dnt be a pussy

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allmidnighteyes 10

I would've done it with a piece of parchment rolled up and tied to a messenger pigeon's foot.

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DrunkenValor 0

"Dear, doth grow boredeth of thy whine, consider our relationship void. Please stop pigeoning me, lest I inform the privy council of thy trespasses."

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DunHassleDuhHoff 0

If you didn't get up immediately and kick him in the balls than you deserve it. Otherwise, he's an asshole. Wait... He's an asshole eitherway. If you didn't kick him in the balls than you deserve it, but he's still an asshole if you didn't

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mrose57 0

Today your boyfriend is an asshole. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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fs_ak 0

your bf is a jerk.. and this situation kinda reminds me of a commercial where this girl breaks up wit her bf via text while she was sittin right beside him.. fyl

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FerrariCake 2

He probably just wanted to make sure there was a record of it, and that there were no misunderstandings.

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