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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 141

guillotine_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:15

let me guess the reason why he broke up: lack of communication?

Poetry_Puddle 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:15

YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP. :O

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XOfiestypixie 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:17

I think text message break-up is becoming the new IM break-up. I don't know whether it's just as bad or worse...

plexico 3

Monday 28 September 2009 5:33

Back in my day, When a boy wanted to cut loose a girl, he'd send a polite, though curtly worded fax . . . And we loved it! Flibbity-floo.

rawrr456 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:22

Woah , man i've seen that ON TV. so i dont think he actually did that. :/

leisl14 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 21:13

you do realize that people do and say things they've come across in stories, shows, and movies right?

Synnie 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 22:09

Please be a troll.

SaintJimmy 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:30

I agree with #18.

jyn_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:31

oh well, one less asshole in your life.

invalid_name94 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:34

ouch... You probably deserve more than that.

aback 4

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:39

Choose better next time.

heartbreak54 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:42

This happened to me on Thursday. No joke.

onstar102 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:43

I call fake. http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1549

greenerscenery 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:52

Exact some thing has happened to me about two years ago. What a dbag.

pauliswan 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:52

agree with #21

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