Love: Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously...

By anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 252

You deserved it 5 049

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 06:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 219

You deserved it 8 975

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 809

You deserved it 3 291

By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 028

You deserved it 2 948

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By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 340

You deserved it 5 301

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 550

You deserved it 3 601

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 584

You deserved it 6 185

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 481

You deserved it 4 425

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Truro

Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 282

You deserved it 91

By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 239

You deserved it 2 486

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 168

You deserved it 4 520

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Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:12

Get out now.

penisface69 17

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:26

thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.

Comments

disney_blonde 16

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:28

You're calling him your boyfriend after only a week?

The__Redneck 7

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:42

If you have a rabbit, you better go check on it. Now. Just don't look on the stove.

crankyinthemorn 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:31

lol :) possible and morbidly sick, but hilarious

MF12 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 2:30

MF12 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 2:31

MF12 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 2:34

it could be five mins and 45 seconds

dramanerd08 5

Wednesday 30 December 2009 2:38

Now you can say he is not your boyfriend :).

Ingridjk 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 7:13

Fake. Each voice mail rings for about 30 seconds. Unless you were rejecting his calls at the speed of light I do not think he could possibly call that many times in 5 minutes.

Cheekers1989 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 7:28

Wow!! Seriously? What a ******' creep! Did you say yes? Reminds me of my brother. He married his ignorant bitchy wife after 12 days of knowning her. Now he regrets it but he doesn't want to leave because she is pregnant. Which I think is ignorant. I think that he should leave her. People are so stupid, you know? I hope you find someone better, one that would like to know you longer then a week, to be inlove with you.

xxdios3samorxx 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 10:38

i totally agree with you #154 i had a stalker ex & wen i broke up with him he started cryin sayin he was ganna die. i freaked out n called my parents to get me he wouldnt let me leave. to this day he still tries to fond me. just drop him & change ur number cuz if not ur ganna regret it