Love: Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously...

By anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

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You deserved it 5 049

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 06:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

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You deserved it 8 975

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 809

You deserved it 3 291

By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 028

You deserved it 2 948

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By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 340

You deserved it 5 301

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 550

You deserved it 3 601

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 584

You deserved it 6 185

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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You deserved it 4 425

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Truro

Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 282

You deserved it 91

By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 239

You deserved it 2 486

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 4 520

anonacs 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:12

Get out now.

penisface69 17

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:26

thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.

Comments

sickofdrama 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 15:25

HAHAHAHAH WTFF.

shockcrow 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 15:44

yea.. i thinks its um, TIME TO NICELY DUMP him. good luck, he wont do anything stupid... but why are u his gf and didnt know about this before u were bf and gf? kinda rushed into it..

shadow455 2

Wednesday 30 December 2009 15:53

sounds like he "mosbey'd" u note i didnt make that phrase up its off "how i met ur mother"

Antici_x_Pation 0

Friday 1 January 2010 1:30

Hahaha easiest way to end any relationship. I love HIMYM

Emily97Grace 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:32

dumpppp hiiiim/////he a stalkerrrrrr((: lol

girlygirllol8 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:39

haha #7 u got that right! lol..what r they 10?!

girlygirllol8 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:41

uhhh

hawkloverr 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:17

dump him, get a no-contact order, and call the cops when you see him perched on the ledge under your window at night (note: i said "when," not "if")

mef_fml 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 22:34

wtf??? thats crazy...did you know him for longer than the week youve been dating? i agree with other people though, you should get out now...and yeah, a restraining order is prolly a good idea.

auds23 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 5:52

once i was worried about my dad b/c when i got home from school he wasnt home, and he wasnt answering his phone. i called him a bunch, b/c i was really worried. but seriously? 80 times? i wouldnt dump him right away (depending on how much u like him) but i'd have a SERIOUS talk with him.