Love: Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously...

By anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 06:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Truro

Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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anonacs 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:12

Get out now.

penisface69 17

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:26

thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.

Comments

TheOtherNewest1 6

Tuesday 29 December 2009 14:30

I ran....so far a-way-ay!

yankeeruler777 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 14:45

get out. this a sign of an abusive relationship. trust me you'll regret it if u don't.

infantry831 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 15:13

you suck. stop being mean. why were you with your friends and not him? why couldn't he be with all you? you were probably kicking rocks and building a fruit cake haw. go fly a kite you suck

cookies_for_you 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 15:14

everyone who's calling fake because of the 80 times in five minutes thing, it's human nature to exaggerate. it's not like you've never done it before, so get off your high horses. and OP, seriously, FYL. run. now.

rachelsantixo 1

Tuesday 29 December 2009 15:25

Amen!

null_fml 11

Wednesday 30 December 2009 2:45

I know!! I alone probably exaggerate like 2000 different things every day!

Lisa89 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 15:35

Well if you're btiching about it on here... You obviously should and want to dump him. and lol for the people who are getting all upset because she exaggerated her story

fed_up_thespian 9

Tuesday 29 December 2009 15:58

Amazingly, I have a former guy friend who did this... he admitted to me that he called his gf 40-something times because she didn't answer, even though he knew she was at her MOTHER'S HOUSE. He managed to convince himself that she was dead or something and drove 4 hours to her mom's house to look for her, saw her driving around, and followed her in his car while calling even more.... AAAAND, now he's single. All is right with the world. People are nuts. RUN AWAY.