Health: Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap....

By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 3 248

By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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Dejaay 2

Monday 10 January 2011 16:09

Wow, where did you find this guy, clumsy.com?

disco2466 8

Monday 10 January 2011 16:05

hope you atleast punched him back for it

Comments

Dandukas 0

Monday 10 January 2011 17:30

I allways knew that sitting on the girls lap is a bad idea!

DocBastard 38

Monday 10 January 2011 17:37

Good thing he didn't try to sit on your face. You'd probably be asphyxiated before he clobbered you.

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Monday 10 January 2011 17:58

This is a Jr. High Boy, right?

beccis 0

Monday 10 January 2011 18:25

Well, I was kidding around with my boyfriend this saturday. He lifted me and had the intention to throw me in the bed. Instead he threw me so my head hit the radiator so I started to bleed and had to make stitches at the hospital. But, it's definitely not a FML: he sure felt more bad than I did (pain is temporary) and he worried so much for a few stitches. I've never seen him like that. So, your boyfriend, did he just ignore you? I mean, you feel it's necessary to put it here because of an accident? Maybe I'm sensitive, but some of these FML's aren't FML's.

DakotaCat 4

Monday 10 January 2011 18:31

He decided to be cute by throwing snowballs atcha, then he decided to be funny by sitting on you, what now? Is he gunna be romantic by sticking a rose up your nose?