By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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ccsmilvr 0

Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??

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mrbattleman 10

maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf

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Nikelopez 11

I'd rather sleep by my girl instead of with her.

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sappy0 5

Seriously OP?... ARMPITS?! WTH??!? Could anything else possibly yell SELFISH any louder? He obviously doesn't give a rat's ass about your feelings & pleasure, as long as he gets his jollies. That could be his idea of "safe sex" with you while he does it right with someone else. Trust your chosen advisors here... DUMP HIS SELFISH ASS!!!

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brina53 4

Either ur the best gf in the universe or ur an enabler/push over

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withered 30

Why do you even let him? And why the hell did you let him anal? If a guy wants anal he's gay... Anyways if he gets bored stich something in his ******* ass... or even better... leave the idiot and find a decent guy.

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moondogg74 1

Maybe you should just join me and my wife. We will do it in the right spots with you.

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hateevryone 14

when he bring his friends, that's when you draw the line.

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