By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 327
You deserved it 10 515
Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

ccsmilvr 0

Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??

514 13
mrbattleman 10

maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf

460 14

Comments

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Maybe if you weren't such a doormat then A) sex would not be getting boring B) you'd have the backbone to say "no" C) you wouldn't just sit there and take whatever he wants to do and be "afraid" of his next actions Stupid girl. Dont be a dead fish in bed (and probably the rest of your relationship

0 0
missnuthin 10

have you considered breaking up with him? being pushed into sexual activities that make you uncomfortable or unhappy, over long term can turn into sexual abuse. and if you are frightened, even if just sarcastically, of what he'll want to do next. that means you reluctantly consented to this activity. which means it wasn't really consent at all. you dont have to put up with this guy.

1 0
ak4608 8

And your just like "hey why not"??

0 0
joy_nash 7

things are starting to get weird honey D: its up to you to know where to draw the line.

0 0
VictoriaDesiree 0

Do you still moan when he sticks it in?

0 0
rlconn 8

Did you know that's called Axillary intercourse??

0 0