Love: Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and...

By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By random guy - 30/03/2016 06:49 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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omgthatsosuppera 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:55

Keep the ring and he'll buy another one

RiiOT09 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:56

If he had a legit ring, maybe he has the intention to propose in the future. All hope is not lost.

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Steve95401 49

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:39

Their honeymoon will be spent at the Betty Ford Center.

kikiluv 1

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:57

So wut'd you say?

artprincess 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:11

keep the ring and ask him if he remembers

KYLAisaBITCH 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:34

My husband was drunk when he told me he loves me.. While we were BF/GF of course.

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:38

Keep the ring? What if no ring exists? *slams jäger bombs---followed by a pitcher of mind eraser" me; you, yeah you!! Let's ******* get married! ... It's romantic right?? Anyone swoon yet?

1991j 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:19

at least hes thinking of marrying you. even if he can't remember telling you.lol

RedHotMom26 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:42

Well u know they say true feelings or the truth comes out when ur drunk and in ur case it was a good thing

leadman1989 15

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:59

One ring to control them ALL!

ilovenyrangers 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:40

Damn. That sucks for you.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 30 October 2011 0:05

Give him a break, he's under a lot of pressure.

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