Love: Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and...

By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By random guy - 30/03/2016 06:49 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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Saturday 29 October 2011 15:55

Keep the ring and he'll buy another one

RiiOT09 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:56

If he had a legit ring, maybe he has the intention to propose in the future. All hope is not lost.

Comments

mrdriver 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:27

Looks like he needed liquid courage to propose to the lady he loved.

SwtCherryPie 26

Sunday 30 October 2011 22:48

Lol my now husband proposed to me on 3 different occasions when he was drunk (3 times because he was too drunk to remember asking me the other times.) After the 3rd time i told him i wasnt going to answer him anymore till he asked me sober.

XDBrittany1228 0

Monday 31 October 2011 1:55

Well he had the ring which shows he was planning on it. Just pretend it never happened and wait til he does propose while sober.

PinkFun1969 9

Monday 31 October 2011 6:31

Well at least you should keep the ring. Haha O yea!!

funnyshizz69 2

Monday 31 October 2011 6:53

I hope you said no. That isn't how a lady should be asked. Just sayin

hoodyNOT2shoes 0

Monday 31 October 2011 8:17

When a drunk purposes to you that's probably a good sign that u should TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION!!!!! No Jk:) he probably did have some good intentions. But he's a guy. So he was bound Jack it all up some how!!!=D keep the ring!!!

bunnii721 4

Monday 31 October 2011 8:22

That's so sad :(

lisha88 1

Monday 31 October 2011 9:43

That happened to me it was funny

PeppaParis 14

Monday 31 October 2011 13:26

Time for a new boyfriend!!

amykay 0

Monday 31 October 2011 14:58

same thing happened to me, the ring didn't fit, which be should have known. it's now 2 years later, we've been married a year. we still seem unsure of each other