Love: Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and... - FML

By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 856

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 574

You deserved it 3 107

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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You deserved it 4 873

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By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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You deserved it 5 301

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 280

You deserved it 306

By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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You deserved it 5 910

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 4 520

By random guy - 30/03/2016 06:49 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 130

You deserved it 1 866

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 481

You deserved it 4 425

By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 072

You deserved it 4 021

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Top comments

omgthatsosuppera 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:55

Keep the ring and he'll buy another one

RiiOT09 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:56

If he had a legit ring, maybe he has the intention to propose in the future. All hope is not lost.

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blackvyper 8

Saturday 29 October 2011 17:38

Better marry that sucker tonight then. Catch a red eye to Vegas.

annagilbert 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 17:40

drunk words are sober thoughts

thebluewizard 14

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:01

At least you know that it's there subconsciously. Yay! /positive thinking

raaawwwrrZ 8

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:15

OP's bf need to be drunk to expess his true feelings. Nagative thinking

thallpma08 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:39

Sucks for your boyfriend.

screamo_neve 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:45

When you're drunk, you do speak the truth. Brutal honesty at its finest, but really. He may not remember, but he probably had intentions of proposing anyways, sober or not.

rainbowbigbird 7

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:46

Honestly... Alcohol isn't a "truth serum" and it doesn't bring out your subconscious... All alcohol does it heighten the feelings you have "at that moment." OP. He may care for, love you and want to marry you, but I would most certainly wait until your man is of sound mind before you enter into a marriage. This is kind of a big deal.

Jasonf6 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:47

U need a new non-alchie boyfriend

twinboo3 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:30

LOL DAMN...

SMBC 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:37

My boyfriend does this to me all the time, I've gotten so used to it that it's weird when he gets drunk and doesn't propose.

LinTurk 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:58

Yep. I had one of those too.

xmarine360x 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:44

that is awesome

Steve95401 49

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:39

Their honeymoon will be spent at the Betty Ford Center.

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