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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

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By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the shit out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

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morgan020 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:41

wouldn't he be your fiancé?

kristenlee 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:37

well if you still need a theme, i think frankenstein would have the most badass wedding EVER. obviously you need more optimism.

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ZoeeC 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 21:25

Serves you and your boyfriend right for putting that cat in the box ;/, I'd claw your face off if youd kept me in a box too :)

sweetjeebus 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 21:35

Who gives thier fiancee a cat right before the wedding? Here's a new pet to kennel when we go on our honeymoon!

hiitisbrooke 28

Thursday 19 November 2009 22:20

theres nothing a little Cover up cant fix

megan61302 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 22:54

That makes no sense, Frankenstein's bride was murdered by his creation. Read the book people.

baby_gurl2405 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 22:58

if your wedding was tomorow, then wouldn't he be ur fiance and not ur boyfriend?

WTFsGoingOn 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 23:38

Well someone obviously didn't do their homework before responding. Try at least browsing through the other comments next time, I vote that this is a fail on #64's part.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Thursday 19 November 2009 23:50

OP, this one made me laugh really hard. Feel sorry for you though :) FYL

xoluvinshayxo 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 23:55

oh wow that suckss... but i hope all goes well...

acvball92 0

Friday 20 November 2009 0:00

Frankenstein's wife is actually Elizabeth who is really beautiful, but is later killed by the monster made by Frankenstein(Victor).

Me27 0

Friday 20 November 2009 0:15

1.) Fiance, not boyfriend. 2.) "Early" would be a month. Two or three weeks even. Not the day before. 3.) How stupid, getting a living present the day before the big event. Not the time to be breaking in a new pet and such.