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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 900
You deserved it 3 860

Same thing different taste

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morgan020 0

well if you still need a theme, i think frankenstein would have the most badass wedding EVER. obviously you need more optimism.

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Mr_Pooter 0

By the way, being from Sweden... That is very good English! Punctuation and whatnot is good.

perdix 29

How did a scared cat make white stripes up an insane beehive hairdo?

It was a fabulous kitty with mad hair-stylin' skillz, of course.

To the assholes saying shit about OP's English, mind you OP is from Sweden, and even though in some places they start learning it from the age of THREE (my friend did, so English is his second language(AND it's better than half of the people that live in England's English!) some of them don't even learn it in school or as a child and they need to teach it to themselves. How would you like it if you taught yourself Swedish and tried to tell the internet something in perfect Swedish, and maybe you made a mistake or two, and everyone on there started taking the piss just because you made a mistake. No, we don't normally do that to people that fail with English because it's a hard language to learn and so many people know it. Swedish is pretty hard too, and it's not really a well known language, as it's only used in Sweden(duh!). They'd be nice to you if you made mistakes, so be nice to them.

your boyfriend should have known better than to trap it in a box! yes, cats love boxes, but not being trapped in them. no wonder it got scared!

idiotkid 0

Aw, sad. Well, it's the thought that counts, right?

shouldn't he be your fiance if you're getting married tomorrow?

YDI for liking cats.......and marrying someone who likes cats.

WOW whoever put the kitten in that box was sick! Fyl but Someone get a Ydi Cause. I mean OMG who in REAL LIFE does that crap??

opeious 0

Just wanted to say this: Frankenstein isn't the name of the monster, its the name of the mad scientist that creates the monster... the monster doesn't have a name... :)

It's called the monster of Frankenstein.