By Itstrickyyxx - 25/07/2012 18:08 - United States - Erie

Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML
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Itstrickyyxx 6

OP here again. Wow i haven't been on this site in forever. I can't even see him every month now, I see him every few months, and of course, ALWAYS ON MY PERIOD. That's life I suppose. And no I can't do birth control to EVERYONE who said it, all kinds effected me badly! :)

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BubbleGrunge 18

Hope your boyfriend isn't afraid to sail the red seas...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Bloody hell. Talk about horrible biological timing.

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xmaximusx 12

Lol i love it, what the Op didn't say was she complained last week he didn't make enough money, now this week it back fired now she complaining about her emotional and sexual needs suck it up

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coughyochick 7

Your mouth doesn't have a period.

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sacredeye73 11

Find a holistic health practitioner in your area. Ask them for a Moxibustion treatment to slow down your period so it will come at a later time.

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TBelle4Ever 15

Hang out with other girls more, maybe it might sync up with theirs.

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hateevryone 14

Sucks to be you. But it really sucks to be your boyfriend.

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freakincool 4

Wouldn't that be kinda painful? It usually comes along with its own pain already.

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mairelys 21

If you're on the pill, keep taking two pills back to back and you'll move it forward a week. Completely safe, you can do it for 3 months until you should let your body have a period.

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brittneyalyseg 7

Have sex anyways! It feels great when you are on your period.

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fylnotmine89 1

That's what the shower is for! Or the pool... Or you can rent a hotel and just bleed on their sheets. Js

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18ieronimo 4

Hope you learn to get freaky within 3 weeks. That or get it another way...

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