By Anonymous - 04/02/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
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capilot 10

My favorite dialog from RvB: Sir, you don't have a zombie attack plan do you? No, I don't have a plan. I have thirty seven of them Wow, sir. If there's ever a zombie uprising, I'm going to stick with you. Not a good idea Simmons. Thirty six of them involve throwing YOU to the zombies.

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Macho_Madness 0

you got that completeley wrong: doc: hey sarge do you have a quote zombie plan un quote? sarge: a zombie plan? hell no i have thirty seven zombie plans griff: now thats preparation sarge: i wouldnt say that griff, thirty six of the thrity seven involve me using your fresh meat as bait as i escape the zombie horde. griff: well atleast theres one where i dont die sarge: in the last one i knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus so i can have the pleasure of devouring you myself. thats how it goes more or less i got some of the un important bits a little bit wrong but you were way off

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Star18lk 0

Aww, That's cute(: I'd want my boyfriend to do the same! This isn't an FML!!!

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Starfire22 5

tsk tsk sir robin, tsk tsk *shakes head* ^.^

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sevlen 0

i think he was joking like ur to pritty to be a zombie or something

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Slightmisshap 0

your a very luck lady

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kirakira333 0

aw! that's sweet in a weird kind of way :)

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Stalker191 0

That's what you get for not having a zombie plan!

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StrangelyNormal 0

you know that's a compliment, right? He could have meant it like it sounded, but I think it's a compliment.

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jones91 0

hahahahaha my husband has told me this as well.

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jones91 0

lol he's the goofiest guy ever.

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Seddah 3

You two sound like a sweet and hilarious couple =)

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tisiphone_fml 0

Way to (not) have confidence in her zombie-killing ability! Only promise to kill her -after- she gets infected! The other way around means he thinks she's the blonde who dies in the first 10 minutes of the movie! ;p

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