By Anonymous - 04/02/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 792
You deserved it 7 817

Same thing different taste

Comments

L4Dgirl00 0

THATS FREAKING AMAZING!!!!! I love that guy! (left 4 dead is about a zombie apocalypse and L4D is my love)

big deal, he doesn't want u to eat him if u were a zombie.

happyvalleygirl 0

You're a bitch. I had this conversation with my ex-boyfriend. I think it was the nicest thing anyone ever said to me. He even said that if we only had one bullet left, he'd shoot me through the head and position himself so it could hit him, too.

That was pure epic win. If you cant take your boyfriend having some weird interests, like horror/zombie movies or survival horror games and are going to bitch about it, might as well dump him and marry a cabbage.

martic835 2

Awwww...the only thing my boyfriend told me is that he's going looting during the zombie invasion. I asked if he'd come get me and he said no because I'd be dead already since I'm so slow.

he's a keeper. that is the kindest thing he could do for you...

Be more specific, OP. Would he kill you the moment he hears about the zombies, or after you got bitten and before you turned. FYL if he would kill you before being bitten, but you deserve to get bitten and shot if you think it's a bad thing to be put out of your misery and prevent more deaths.

Lmfao, tbh this is a good thing xD would you really wanna' be a zombie? :L

That means he doesn't want you to suffer. I'd feel grateful. Hahaha