By Anonymous - 04/02/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
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GreenRupee 0

FYL? Not really. Just wait, when you're a zombie and just want to eat brains you WISH your boyfriend would have done this! No really, it's just a nerdy way to say "i love you". You know, zombies will get shot eventually, and then they are dead. That's how life works!

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yeahtoastman 0

So he's a dork who believes that zombies may one day take over the earth. Get over it and see the comment that he made as the sweet gesture that it really is. Not too much of an FML...

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sammv 0

um.. I think I'd rather die than get infected??

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love_game911 0

maybe he's a zombie and wants u b4 anyone else!!! jk that's kinda cute I guess.....if u look at the fact that ull die faster if he kills u than being eaten by zombies or even by suffering of thirst.....I've watch way toooo many scary/zombie movies.....Dx

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astheworldfalls 0

I think it's kinda cute....in a weird way

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xlovelessx 0

haha that's funny.

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youmakemesmile14 0

hymm..I think that's cute? Haha.. Well at least you wont have to suffer from zombies...:/

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Jay62 0

omg is this Justine?! i told justine this today!

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Moscow_fml 0

Forget the cops, we need some STARS! Anyways, that sounds pretty cool, not bad. He also sounds like a nerd. Tell 'em to watch Resident Evil. :)

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Moscow_fml 0

...and I might use that sometime.

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