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By Anonymous - 04/02/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By DeadScared - 19/09/2011 00:23 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 19:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2012 21:10 - United Kingdom - Walsall

Today, a baseball bat fell on my head while my boyfriend and I were cuddling. The same baseball bat that he keeps next to the bed, because he genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML

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By zombieguyswife - 28/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Branson

Today, I found out that the only way I can convince my husband to start working out is by convincing him that we are training for when the "zombie outbreak" happens. FML

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By Abendigo77 - 14/01/2013 04:49 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML

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By sabrinatarmine_ - 22/07/2013 02:35 - United States - Carmel Valley

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

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By TBTC - 31/08/2012 07:16 - France - Le G?vre

Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML

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By purged - 08/06/2013 23:43 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today, my boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML

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By drake86 - 09/01/2013 16:42 - United Kingdom - Helensburgh

Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML

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Wuss

By scaredy cat - 09/08/2020 14:02

Today, my boyfriend is completely obsessed with zombie and horror movies. I don’t care what he watches, the only problem is the big wuss has horrible thrashing nightmares. Last night he thrashed so hard, he elbowed me in the face. I have a big swollen purple knot right on my forehead. FML

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Thursday 4 February 2010 16:06

how cute

Rota 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:07

That's love.

Comments

diablodeldragoon 6

Friday 5 February 2010 6:22

I once worked with a guy who kept a sawed off shotgun and a Louisville slugger next to his bed for when the invasion started. He was serious about his paranoia!

bails21 0

Friday 5 February 2010 6:33

my boyfriend told me if zombies ever attacked he'd trip me and run away. hahaha how nice...

Turbolag25 7

Friday 5 February 2010 6:44

your life will suck. just wait for the movie Daybreakers.

DawnFireAngel 0

Friday 5 February 2010 6:48

YDI and FYL. YDI because you really don't know how to take a joke and see it as a compliment. FYL because you must be seriously bored to think up fake sh!t like this.

mckkayua 0

Friday 5 February 2010 7:09

dude that's sweet in a creepy way

glen12 0

Friday 5 February 2010 7:15

take a joke op

123adie 0

Friday 5 February 2010 7:22

my bf told me the same exact thing. at least now i know he's not too weird. there are others out there like him.

Seddah 3

Friday 5 February 2010 7:34

That's awesome. If I was in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and was going to get infected, I'd want my boyfriend to shoot me in the head. WAY better than getting eaten. That would be wicked painful.

medusachic666 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 13:23

Agree with everyone who says it's a good thing and romantic. I would totally want my boyfriend to tell me that, and I'd do the same thing for him! I agree with #240, he's definitely a keeper!