By Anonymous - 04/02/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
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Flounder 2

I'm so tired of the zombie apocalypse thing. Scene jerkoffs think "planning" for it makes them cute and quirky. It's old and it's really, really stupid.

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Flounder 2

That's such juvenile reasoning. Because I don't turn into a weird fanboy and incorporate fantasy into reality in order to appeal to my peers, I don't appreciate horror? I enjoy zombie/horror movies as much as the next guy, but I'm guessing you're one of those people who think you have to paint yourself blue and learn the Navi language to enjoy Avatar.

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tacosrawesome77 0

An actual zombie apocalypse can happen, you don't know what your superior's are capable of. From what i know the U.S. government has a working prototype of a transportation device, they are able to clone people if they want to also, for all i know they can split an atom and destroy every single one of us. My point is that with the technology many of our superior's keep from us we shouldn't be suprised if another country unleashed this hell on anyone for it is possible, maybe not now but it can happen eventually.

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bonesbaby 0

That's not an FML. That's sweet,in a sick sort of forever and a day way.

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Snow223 0

I think that's better than getting infected! only someone who really cares about you would do something like that. :)

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CallMeHush 0

How thoughtful, that is better than flowers.

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stealthpanda 1

yeah he's a keeper. just think of it this way if he turned to a zombie for you did and he bit you that would ruin your day. and that would be risking the end of the human race.

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