By Anonymous - 04/02/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 792
You deserved it 7 817

Same thing different taste

Comments

peacockfeather 0

Aaaw you're boyfriend's a keeper OP, don't be prissy. That's actually sweet of him.

Bob31_fml 4

for a guy, that sounds like a pretty nice thing to do. Would you rather become a zombie and eat brains?

cautionxflirt08 0
Whiterabbitm1 0

Sorry I'm late, Mercy and Starfire. I had to go ridicule some people in a homeless thread. So what did I miss?

Mumblstiltskin 0

sounds like a caring boyfriend to me.

What people seem to not realize is that it doesn't matter whether or not you are alive or dead when a zombie attacks you. The zombie virus that are carried among the infected re-animate the cells in a dead victim and thus makes them a zombie. If you are going to kill someone before they become infected, incinerate them. That gives you the best chance of making sure they don't come back to bite you in the butt... literally.

No, no you shoot them in the head. Everyone knows that.

Maybe the OP's boyfriend is hoping that she will. XP

Yeah, it's better than being eaten by zombies, which is inevitable in a zombie apocalypse. It's sad how you feel this "***** your life". Most people would just say, "Hey, I wouldn't want you to kill me in the event of a zombie apocalypse." or you know, have a normal conversation about it. I realize it's zombies, but no matter what the topic is, you have a part in the conversation. Maybe you should try not to be so emotional and instead decide take part/control in your conversations. Just a thought.. since it bothers you so much.