By Anonymous - 04/02/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 792
You deserved it 7 817

Same thing different taste

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there was a FML where i wrote a story like this O.O

How is this an FML at all? You should be so lucky. It's actually quite the romantic sentiment that. I'm confused as to how someone as obviously awesome as your boyfriend wound up with someone as obviously lame as you. :|

If zombies attacked, I would hide with you mercy! THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! *shoots at sky*

Why would you think this is "FML worthy"? Because you don't have anything else to bitch about? Well, I agree. FYL.

Would you rather be infected with a zombie virus??? I mean come on he is kind of doing you a favor.

Well that's sweet of him, not wanting to let you suffer. Definitely a keeper.

yep yep what a true man :) protecting his woman from zombies