By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
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mattfire14 12

Tell them about how eats the booty like groceries

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McFlyingmonkeys 6

Jeez I'm pretty sure he was just joking if someone wants to dump him just for that then you need to consider getting the stick surgically removed from your ass

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iwadasn 32

What makes you so sure she wants to dump him for this? She said "boyfriend," not "ex-boyfriend." People can get upset with each other without automatically breaking up with each other.

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McFlyingmonkeys 6

I meant the crap load of replies about it

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ChloeRattlehead 22

I would've been like "mhm I'm banging this sexy motha"

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Krwman 8

Introduce him as your transitional partner

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LazyLion 12

He might not be your boyfriend #sex partner for life

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diagnosisscience 13

Sounds like you need to show him the door!!!

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rashpimplezitz 9

Now you can introduce him as your "ex-partner".

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Miss_Mandi 29

If he introduced you like that, chances are he was telling his friends that you're a **** buddy. Don't put out for him anymore, let's see how mad he gets. Lol

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