By bobin - 29/08/2011 17:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML
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arcticdoctorwho 0

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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nixophebia 5

Get to know your boyfriend, he probably is one of those people who wont wake up unless you ply them with coffee or breakfast.

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ben9694 0

Well if u were having sex your friend would have walked in on y'all......

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ughfuck1234 0

Why were you going to have sex if your friend was around?

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davek 36

Something about fetching a goddamn sammich...

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1911_Angel 0

Next time fix your man a sammich, then have sex!

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1911_Angel 0

Next time fix your man a sammich and then have sex!

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mcintosh123 15

I'm just like your boyfriend haha my girlfriend slap me all the time and tell me it was a slap of love

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