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By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
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yankfan89 27

Don't sleep with him for a month for being a whiny bitch.

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Kir0v 3

Don't sleep him.... Ever. Some guys just should not be allowed the option to reproduce.

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Kir0v 3

Haha that is true. But I know more guys that give good guys like me a bad name

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chili10 18

I know you're proud of that quote, and trust me I don't blame you, it was really quite funny.... the first time...and quoting yourself doesn't make it better. It's time to let it go...

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GoW_Chick 14

You know Jumper, I might have been offended by your comment if I wasn't so thoroughly impressed by it.

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Shrike 23

That quote's been around before Jumber was even born. It's oldddd.

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GoW_Chick 14

Looks like he's at it again, Book em Dano ..

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GoW_Chick 14

Autocorrect bested me once again, sorry Jumber10. -.-

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downtime 12

23, You assume you're a good guy...Theres no evidence to back that statement up and you're hardly in a position to make the claim.

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Kir0v 3

Well you are right. On here I can't give you a reason to believe me. Only my word, besides I got no reason to make you an enemy. I'd rather the benefit of the doubt be given to you too that you are decent human being. If I'm wrong then I'm wrong, If I'm right then good the world needs more decent people.

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downtime 12

Who said anything about enemies, I'm just pointing out it was a weird thing to say...

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jDCrackpot 7

OP, look at your username. I think you know what you ought to do.

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jad07 0

Now that's a Keeper, a diamond in the rough...

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2ndSucks 15

That's been shat upon, possibly.

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ImInYourFACEbook 8

That diamond probably should have stayed in the rough....forever.

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goddamniluvme 0

More like a rough in the diamond

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2ndSucks 15

I'm fairly certain my boyfriend would be dead if he tried that.

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mama2b3 20

Mine wouldn't dare try something like that.

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CaptainPickles72 18

Nobody cares that you think nobody cares! And nobody cares that I think nobody cares about you thinking nobody cares!

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2ndSucks 15

I rather enjoyed your attempt to put down my comment, kiddo.

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biggestfan23 11

Haha I was really kidding but it's all good

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ladyLALAA 28

I hate when people say something and don't back it up!

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uprising_fml 0

Why is it that people on fml make douche bag comments, then when they are attacked for being a douche, they claim they were joking/being sarcastic? just own your douche-iness people.

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Haha_no_123 11

At least your parents should be proud that your not giving the chance of having a baby with the man-child?

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perdix 29

Whining for sex? Sure, I'll beg, but I won't whine!

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RedPillSucks 31

Whine and cheese.

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GoW_Chick 14

OP's Pa: "Get my shotgun ma, I gotta teach this little twerp some manners."

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l0v3p4in 7

OP's Ma: "I'm already ahead of you. I've got it cocked and loaded."

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jackrileymac 4

Haha he's got nerve

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monkiki62 5

My ex did that and then broke up with me because I wasn't being affectionate. It's called respect for parents.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Imagine how he'd ask for your hand in marriage.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I'd assist in helping you learn the English language. ^ /creepiness.

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CRC_101 31

Ah, that's a reference to another recent FML post. O.o Not that creepy ^_^ If fact, I personally don't technically find that at *all* creepy...

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