By kissless - 10/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 422
You deserved it 5 887

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sell his xbox and buy a wii. That'll piss him off

Ahahaha. Not gunna lie, I would probebly kiss my xbox goodbye to.

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rofl FINALLY a true FML. i feel the same way about some of my things. one time i came back from a trip and my mom and sister decided to rearrange my things to make them look neater. well i had my xbox, ps2, etc configured that way for a reason. i dont believe in abuse but i wanted to KICK my familys A*s. never touch, rearrange, or throw away peoples stuff without their permission.

supercu96 0

hahaha haven't you heard? xbox is a men's best friend xD

If my video game systems were people I would date them aswell. :D

dspadres 0

Well look at it this way...His xbox is always there for him, he gets to do whatever he wants and never has to hear it, it's always ready to play when he is and will go for as long as he wants without complaining, and doesn't mind if he brings friends over to play too. Seems to me his priorities are straight.

I agree with #32. His X-box will never whine or complain, always does what he wants, and will always be there.

...Your bf was clearly jokin if you dont get that your an idiot, he didnt kiss you?? or you didnt kiss him?? you could have easily went up and kissed him f$

When you've moved all your things out and you're about to make that final drive away, just put on some red lipstick and leave a kiss on the xbox for him. You can also leave a note that says, "Since you were kind enough to leave your goodbye kiss safely with the xbox so that I could pick it up at any time, I'll do the same for you." That way, when he gets back, the only evidence that you were ever there will be that note and those red lips on his precious xbox. :)

emmyers 0

that's perfect! XD lol except it being a picture of the x-box because she sold it. XD

playfuldesk 0

That's because the xbox puts out more enegry than you

Its because you don't play with him the way his xbox does.