Love: Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while...

By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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You deserved it 4 872

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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You deserved it 304

By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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You deserved it 8 368

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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You deserved it 714

By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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You deserved it 3 107

By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 856

By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 986

You deserved it 3 774

By random guy - 30/03/2016 06:49 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML

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You deserved it 1 865

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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You deserved it 793

By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 826

SmuggletheBudgie 15

Sunday 20 October 2013 14:32

What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.

killerclowns 8

Sunday 20 October 2013 14:34

Romantic, or something

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awilliams44 9

Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:08

Did you say yes?

mein_blut69 15

Tuesday 22 October 2013 5:49

that's love.

Trish01 23

Tuesday 22 October 2013 9:38

Maybe the ring was hidden in a turd. A better surprise than putting it in a champagne glass! Or is it?

JustinKirby 20

Tuesday 22 October 2013 21:44

That's a crappy love story, but be happy he didn't make you did through his turd for the ring.

oatmeal96 10

Wednesday 23 October 2013 20:15

I'm totally gonna do that!

See_Be_Feel 13

Thursday 24 October 2013 23:46

"Baby I love you but I really need to poo."

BaconsGirl 5

Saturday 26 October 2013 3:48

lol that's something my boyfriend would do

ThatSynicalGuy 10

Sunday 27 October 2013 12:03

I just had a Marley and Me flashback.

Eve50 5

Monday 28 October 2013 0:48

Best wedding speech ever...

JustNatalie 8

Wednesday 6 November 2013 21:19

Well.. At least he didn't break up with you or anything

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