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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
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SmuggletheBudgie 15

What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.

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babeababe 16

Drunken proposals don't count. At least in my book.

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mustabee 5

and you are Mrs ........ Who?, get a clue babenoman .... Babeababy, babeawhatever

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peacejunior 12

#81 Here, let me help you clean yourself

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sanecatlady 13

You could say his love for you gave him a warm bubbly feeling inside, but it quickly passed.

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PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

You know it's true love when he just doesn't give a shit about his appearance and asks anyway. Oh wait...

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Lydiaanninos 5

I do that with my straightener all the time. ow

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marcranger 28

True, 90, but I still spent a good few minutes trying to figure out which part of *this* FML 84's straightener was filling in for. O_O

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Ins0mau 20

No 90. She meant she often proposes on the toilet while she's straightening her hair.

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pedinhuh 23

"Crapper" LOL, I gonna use that word from now on everytime I need to go to the toilet. Soo, op...Did you say yes??

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bjdog98 9

If he was drunk just say no, he won't remember

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beautifulbeats26 6

Well, I've always heard a drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts. I think it'd be kinda cute..in a weird way and you'd have a funny inside joke. :)

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