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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By random guy - 30/03/2016 06:49 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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SmuggletheBudgie 15

Sunday 20 October 2013 14:32

What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.

killerclowns 8

Sunday 20 October 2013 14:34

Romantic, or something

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Juultje 8

Friday 8 November 2013 13:31

Drunken words are sober thoughts.

Xeivan 15

Friday 15 November 2013 8:39

are there wrdding bells in your future?

Bri_Bo27 0

Monday 25 November 2013 9:24

That was a crappy thing to do

Hunterdagreat 7

Thursday 3 July 2014 11:23

Did u say yes?

deadshep 2

Friday 18 July 2014 9:45

well people are more honest when drunk so he probably means it

ToxicTyrael 26

Wednesday 29 April 2015 13:09

Doesn't matter, had a wedding

fantasyworld 37

Monday 17 August 2015 3:19

What did you say?

Cilg1244 17

Monday 14 September 2015 10:20

Drunk words are sober thoughts

fayachu 14

Sunday 3 January 2016 3:52

If that was me I'd tell him to ask me again tomorrow. Even if he spoke his mind truthfully when he's drunk my boyfriend doesn't remember what he says. Even if I said yes he wouldn't remember.

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