By karebear - 09/09/2010 05:33 - United States
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Obvious troll is obvious. Please don't feed the troll.
ha
He's either gone gay or he's cheating on you but still wants something from you
What an inventive way of saying "I'm breaking up with you".
Thats your cue to dump his ass. Also a new time to Reinvent Yourself !
Sorry to tell you this, but that is the passive-aggressive break-up. If you quit a job, you can't collect Unemployment, but if you get fired, you can. When you want to leave a shit job, you slack off, give your boss a lot of crap and wait until you get canned and get to leave AND go on the dole. Same thing here. He's making you the villain so he can go around town, cry in his beer about being dumped and collect "Unemployment" aka, Sympathy *****.
I have to agree. So basically, your ex-BF is also too gutless to just come out and tell you he's breaking up with you.
hahaa aww dump him!
I've family guy. hilarious.
hahaha. waft stank? maybe op needs a bath
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Translation: Today my boyfriend told me he's gay. FML
This made me laugh. I personally think there's more to this, like he kept trying to touch you and you kept freaking out or something. He still likes you, he's just sick of hearing you bitch & moan. This is all just my theory behind why he did what he did.