By karebear - 09/09/2010 05:33 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML
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Domonator 16

Translation: Today my boyfriend told me he's gay. FML

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PurplePigeon 0

This made me laugh. I personally think there's more to this, like he kept trying to touch you and you kept freaking out or something. He still likes you, he's just sick of hearing you bitch & moan. This is all just my theory behind why he did what he did.

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RockstarChickxD 1

I agree with #23

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boopityboppity 11

But we won't discourage shooting the trolls.

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boopityboppity 11

You're going to be busy if you inform all people when they're being mean.

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kbn 0

and that's when you break up with him!

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mnex227 0

you look like a queer! im guessing your're gay

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chibiktsn 0

Been there. That is his way of saying he's not interested for whatever reason, and he doesn't want to feel like the douche he is and break up w/ you. Dump the coward, he's not worth it.

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