By hrtbrkn - 16/07/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "God told him to." What God didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML
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farmgirl 3

Typical, using religion as an excuse for dirty work.

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OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

That's a Really Lame Excuse From Him =(

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AntiChrist7 0

1)Don't break into his email account 2) don't get a boyfriend who cheats 3) don't get a boyfriend who makes lame excuses. YDI

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dramakat11 0

How the **** is anyone to know that her boyfriend is going to cheat? She deserves it because she can't read minds or see the future? 1) Get a brain 2) Use it

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simplyfucked 0

its because you wouldn't **** him.

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aback 4

Tell him God told you she's the ***** of Satan and he's in danger of losing his soul.

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dyingstart 0

hahahaha omg, yes!

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dramakat11 0

Hey, if you've got nothing to hide you shouldn't have to worry, right? I think lovers/spouses can check each other's emails all they want.

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sheni_009 0

I got broken up with for a similar reason. Just say you're not that into me and leave it at that, don't make me feel like God is insulting me.

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islaphippos 0

lol thugbert, anyway yeah i see that as i a good thing, now you don't have to break up with him

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lolwatlol 0

why the hell were you even with someone so lame?

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irishdubr 0

Maybe her initials spell out GOD and she told him to dump u

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dramakat11 0

Wow. I won't even bother being specific #20. Are you mentally challenged?

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Oatmon 0

"God told me to" is the worst thing to say to break up with anyone ever. Throwing all the blame on a deity is just a sucky thing to do.

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