By No O-face - 18/01/2011 03:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 858
You deserved it 6 442

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ryanst 7

Since when was fingering called a hand job?

Just say you love him and want to support him in every way, so if he's not a fan of other people's bodily fluids, you won't be either.

Comments

WTF HAND JOB? bitch it's called a treat don't give it fancy names

If he's disgusted by your ****** he's problaby gay. If he's also disgusted by other sexual "activities".... sex therapy would be the answer! but I agree: fyl

47, your wet area is on your ass. Do you have a wet area up front? No? Because that's what the post you responded to meant.

and you're obviously a ******* idiot....

FuckMyEveryth1ng 0

Am I the only one wondering why it has taken her a year and a half to find this out about her boyfriend?

No, and if you would've bothered to read the comments you would've known that.

Wow, no sex for you with him in the future.

emodude44 0

Tell him that next time he wants to cum on/in you.

surferchick96 0

im confused. are they gay or was it a misspell?