By confusedbutloved - 08/07/2012 12:42 - United States - North Easton

Today, my boyfriend of seven months and I were looking at some pictures on his iPad. I saw a picture of a kid of about two years old that looked a little like him. I jokingly said, "What, is that your son?" Imagine my surprise when he said that it was. FML
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supahcoolperson 0

Well its kinda crazy that he didn't tell you sooner or you didn't find out, but how old are you guys? That's a really big factor!

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kodinbug 2

Ya, he should have told you that he had a mini me a long time ago... Honestly if he didn't tell you that he had a son, what else is he not telling you. Red flag.

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purpledrizzle 5

How did he go seven whole months without mentioning something as important as him having a son? That's not really okay OP.

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Angelous505 5

Thank you, I was thinking the same thing if he doesn't have custody and never gets to see his son that could be a reason he didn't bring it up.

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merrielp 13

Maybe he did mention it and she didn't "hear" him.

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krysxkatastrophe 14

I don't think I could hide that I had a kid if I tried. If I had one, that is. I wonder what else he could be hiding! *Bat signal turns on*

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kodinbug 2

Nothing is wrong with having a kid. It's that he DID NOT TELL HER HE HAS A KID. That's the problem.

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olpally 32

No! You talk it out like adults and find out what the deal is... seeing as you're new here, this comment is extremely frowned upon... Please refrain from it.

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Rocky007 15

His son should be one of, if not the most important person in his life. If he doesn't think enough of his son to even mention him to you, think for a minute what it means to him, if he ever says you are important to him.

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ILuv_toaster182 5

What is the big deal! Maybe you guys weren't deep enough in the relationship for him to feel he could tell you. But he did so that means he trusts you so stop whining OP

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HippyKat13 7

"She's not whining, she's complaining" I see what you did there. Also, i agree, it's just an fml after all.

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kodinbug 2

I love you too. Weird.

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perdix 29

You should be relieved that you've only been going out only seven months -- chances are good that the kid is not yours!

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QueenSaru 28

... what? Of course it's not hers. How would she have a kid and not know about it? She's female, she would have BEEN THERE when he was born.

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krysxkatastrophe 14

36- Calm your clam. It was obviously a joke.

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dixiefoxx 22

Some people take stuff too literally..

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perdix 29

#36, I write comments like this just to reel in people like you. Bazinga!

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QueenSaru 28

,_, But I don't have a clam to calm. Will you accept any other sea-dwelling crustacean? @62 - In retrospect I should have known it was a joke, but there ARE a lot of morons on here...

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ManInTheMachine 19

71- "...but there ARE a lot of morons on here." Yourself being the exception?

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QueenSaru 28

Uh, that's not what I said? Just that I have seen such stupid statements said with perfect honesty and not as a joke, so sometimes it's hard to tell what's intended as a joke and what's not?

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ManInTheMachine 19

Did you, by any chance, have someone write your comment under the number 71 for you? Or are you illiterate? I quoted you WORD FOR WORD. Now put your protective helmet on. A village is looking for its idiot.

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QueenSaru 28

You seem very intent on making me look like someone ~horrible~ for not getting a joke when tone is hard to parse on the internet... did someone piss in your cornflakes this morning? Saying there are a lot of morons somewhere doesn't mean I'm saying I'm the only smart one... hell, clearly I have my own moments of stupidity to not get what should have been an obvious joke.

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sweetmama88 6

Your a stupid bitch thinking everything is just alright! It's not, ok?

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Enslaved 36

I bet his two year old doesn't know his daddy has a girlfriend of seven months either(eye). OP, I hope you asked why he wouldn't mention something as important as his child to you. I can understand if you were together a few weeks.... but seven months? That's just odd!

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ashra_Raivyn 2

It's not ok for him to lie to u OP. especially if it's about kids it's my first question to anyone do u have kids? These days just about everyone does :/ even if they are 14. So sad. The dumb ones keep procreating while the smart ones wait. Our evolution isn't looking so good.

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krysxkatastrophe 14

34- He didn't lie! He just...you know...hid the truth for 7 months.

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RedPillSucks 31

he didn't lie, he simply never mentioned it. maybe he thought the relationship wasn't serious enough. maybe he doesn't have custody

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Enslaved 36

Maybe he's not positive the child is in fact his and awaiting DNA result etc.... It still could have been mentioned long before that 7 months. Technically he didn't lie but it's still a secret. Is the boyfriend only going to reveil things if the OP plays 20 questions?

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The_F3rris 11

Ever seen the movie Idiocracy? That wasn't a fiction story.

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