By unengaged - 14/11/2009 18:19 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me for a girl he's known for less than 72 hours. Why? He wanted someone pure. I lost my virginity to him five years ago. FML
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yingwang19 0

what a douchebag...HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU!

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brfan1337 22

reminds me of this one: http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/334017

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

maybe he "wants someone pure" because he lasts about a minute and virgins are the only ones who wont know the difference. and i mean, its kind of what you get for dating a conservative tex asshole :]

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janise 2

Actually my first time was awful and I knew it the second it was over that it was awful. You don't have to be experienced to know that a guy lasting under a minute and/or you not having an ****** is bad. I agree he is most likely a lousy lover though.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

well im saying compared to those who are experienced, or have had sex before. theres nothing to compare it to, nahmeannnn.

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bexox 0

I knew my first time was bad too. You'll just know. It doesn't really have to do with experience, it has to do with how it feels.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

true, you can always tell if its horrible unless youre terribly naive. sometimes you might think the sex is good, but then when you hook up with someone else you realize what good sex actually is.

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B0nb0N09 12

He might THINK that it doesn't have to be the case

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callargh 0

FYL, but you're better off without the cockbag.

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jane99 0

So many FMLs like this.

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keiran215 1

He's an ass, but hey, if he only wants virgins, you can take comfort knowing he'll never have good sex again.

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ge91 0

FYL i know how you feel. my boyfriend of 7 months dumped me because i wasnt "perfect" enough for him, since i wasnt a virgin when we started going out. he wasnt one either. AND he didnt complain for 7 months. im so sorry, i hope you find someone better =)

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patticake1601 0

you don't deserve this prick. Go out and find a real man who will respect you no matter what. He has done you a massive favor, you do not want to be with someone that lives in the dark ages. buhhh-byeeeee

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Sparkiee93 3

Ew he's a skankho. Tell him to go die.

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janise 2

Actually my first time was awful and I knew it the second it was over that it was awful. You don't have to be experienced to know that a guy lasting under a minute and/or you not having an ****** is bad. I agree he is most likely a lousy lover though.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

He is no more pure than she is, but there must have been plenty of clues that he was a douche bag all along. Better six years than sixteen.

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