By unengaged - 14/11/2009 18:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me for a girl he's known for less than 72 hours. Why? He wanted someone pure. I lost my virginity to him five years ago. FML
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yingwang19 0

what a douchebag...HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU!

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ladiesman14 0

oh and by the way i dont mind if my girls are not pure or stretched out. just as long as they dont give me herpes or an incurable std. im 2 pretty for warts on my face or neck.

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jordynf10 0

yep, go date his best friend. hhaahhaha that'd be fuuuckin hilarious!

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muahzzbaybee 0

that was just a sorry excuse to break up with you and if he ' wants someone pure ' he wouldnt have done anything with you in the first place.

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happykiddo20 0

bastard...FYL pay some rednecks to beat him up

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Anteezy 7

Things just weren't the same after you swallowed and licked his ass. fyl

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st0dad 0

In all honesty, I think your ex might have been Satan. Go get baptized, and then take a phone book to his face.

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muffinkitty 15

don't worry, there are alot of sweet guys out there, and maybe he just wasn't one of them. *shrugs* than again there couldve been other reasons as well, and maybe he is a perfectly nice guy...?

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