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Either physically go over or call his best friend and tell him to call.
damned women can't keep decent circulation to the brain.
So he's not your boyfriend?....
15, Best. Name. Ever
So...you faint and instead of checking if you were okay and helping you out he leaves you, doesn't return your calls, and acts like an asshat? ...not a keeper. In the future you could be dying from blood loss in your living room, red spilling all over the carpet, and he'll take that as 'your just having a bad day'... then he'll probably grab a beer and sit on the couch beside your dying body, watching TV. Think that is overdramatic of ME? He's the one assuming his girlfriend doesn't want to marry him because she PASSED OUT! If your significant others eyes roll back and their head hits the ground, that OBVIOUSLY means she hates you and never wants to marry you! ...yay sarcasm.
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Haha that must have been awkward for him when he was holding out the ring and you were lying on the floor..
Try going to his house and explaining to him? Hope you two work it out!