Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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Unsure

By Anonymous - 29/11/2015 06:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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Change of heart

By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Truro

Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML

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You deserved it 92

Emotional rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

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Fedor_fml 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:58

what a jerk....he deserves a swift kick to the sack

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:02

Give him a good hard shot to the jimmies and then go get a better boyfriend.

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BeeSkwaird 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:25

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxmsRK4IG6o

Rota 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:25

Damn, that would be rough.

sleepyman 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:31

what a moron...

delaney16 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:32

def fyl ouch!!!

xoluvinshayxo 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:40

kick his nuts! if he asks why u did it, tell him your foot thought it would be funny :0

MjSmittys 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:40

you guys are retarded how does she deserve that I bet you don't even know her name :P

lovelyred 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:46

Think of it this way, now you have a good reason to leave his ass. FYL

iLoveMySgt 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:49

that's messed up!!

Hermyoni 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:49

Ouch OP I agree your life is F*ed. I'd dump him that is completely wrong to do to someone. No guy deserves a second chance after doing such a mean spirited thing to someone and if on the slim chance he had cold feet he still deserves it for not being sure before asking in the first place.

lottaluv 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:55

I don't think he was kidding...

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