Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By lacucarcha - 15/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML

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By pretty warlock - 24/10/2023 22:00

Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 31 October 2009 22:14

24-hour taco shop? Is that what he calls your ******?

Leon_S_Kennedy 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 22:12

You're complaining that your boyfriend proposed to you?

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ANTONKR 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 12:53

I smell break up!

alex1432 9

Sunday 1 November 2009 16:17

hahahahahahaha

Witchcraft_fml 4

Sunday 1 November 2009 18:30

Did he at least pay for your taco? I'm guessing you probably didn't let him play with your taco after this. Nor did you obey his shirt, I'm assuming.

Catie7695 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 18:37

I never understood why people expect proposals to be so romantic.

TheTruth1428 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 19:42

YDI. You're dating him, you know what kind of a guy he is, this honestly should be no surprise to you.

ajj_fml 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 20:35

umm... i wish a guy i love would propose to me. who the hell cares about how it happens. proposal lasts a few minutes. marriage lasts the rest of your life.

Coocumber 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 20:53

YDI bitch be happy you have someone who wants to be with you!!

Castfire 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 21:23

Just because it wasn't the most formal proposal doesn't mean it's an FML. At least he actually proposed.

ziqi92 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 22:03

wow....why the hell r u complaining? a proposal is a proposal, how it happens shouldnt matter.

PeachyKin 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 23:05

Classy. He's a keeper!

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