Money: Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top...

By Username - 14/04/2011 06:59

Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made. We are 4 months into our year lease. I don't think we are getting our $720 deposit back. FML

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By Karissa - 24/08/2021 10:01

Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML

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By Toothless_Lasagna - 15/10/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and roommate got into a fist fight over a magic trick. They ended up putting a huge hole in the wall that's going to be expensive to fix. We're renting my boss's house. FML

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By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML

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By scottyboy - 01/10/2016 07:58

Today, I started packing up the flat I have been renting. As I took a picture off the wall I also ripped half the wallpaper. That's my deposit gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 15:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML

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Drama!

By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML

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By Harry - 05/12/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, my dad decided to get his friend to help move our old sofas to save money. Its leg got stuck in the doorway, scratched the entire hallway wall, punched a big hole in it and the other leg made a big dent in our front door. We live in an apartment complex and now have to to pay for everything to be fixed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By Sad_homeowners - 20/10/2016 15:45 - United States - Pierre

Today, I'm still not living in the house I fought so hard to buy three months ago. As I was fixing a hole in the wall, I found black mold covering the back side of my drywall. On every wall. I can't afford to fix it. FML

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Move your ass

By Anonymous - 23/06/2023 06:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend sits in an empty apartment, complaining about it being a rat hole. HE picked the place, HE refuses my help to decorate, as well as my offer to get his stuff from the old place, and yes, he could totally afford something better. But sure, his life is shit. FML

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kinga08 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:03

I think you have more serious things to worry about than getting back a $720 deposit. You have an extremely violent boyfriend that can't control his anger. I'd be more concerned about that.

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:04

Tick tock tick tock- Soon it will be you he comes after. Learn the signs. He obviously can't control his anger.

Comments

SirEBC 7

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:08

That dude needs to take the stick out of his ass and grow the **** up.

sunshine_today23 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:45

amen

birdofparadise 16

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:10

Why the hell are you with this man who appears to have anger problems?

snowfox_fml 10

Thursday 14 April 2011 17:14

well leaving him won't make it better. in fact, it would just make it worse

TobyFunke 3

Thursday 14 April 2011 18:04

how would that make it worse? Just because she dated him doesn't mean its her responsibility how angry he gets... are you saying she should stay with him no matter what because he might be violent if she ever breaks up with him? that's a great argument for spousal abuse. SPOUSAL ABUSE: Don't leave him, that can only make it worse...

Kaneila0517 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 19:21

I think snowfox is trying to say worst like the guy could actually have a violent reaction to a break up. in my opinion op might want to talk him into counseling before just Levine him. if the bf tries to change he might not be that bad after all.

PixeeLi 5

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:09

GET OUT NOW. Eventually it's going to be YOU he's punching instead of the walls.

teentee401 36

Thursday 21 August 2014 19:17

I just came here to comment that. Agreed

mintcar 9

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:11

Um...your boyfriend has problems. And...why are you allowing him to punch and destroy the things in your home? He needs help.

Darcon 8

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:28

mintcar, I rarely say this but you look like a cat? no offence btw. I imagine you are sad now, so may I also state by the bits of your breasts I can see, they are very acustomed to tit-wanks..

Darcon 8

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:30

hmmm tit wanks... better than hand wanks and using old socks and pillows.. you are blessed!

mintcar 9

Thursday 14 April 2011 17:01

Perhaps the song "Lovecat" by The Cure would be more of an appropriate pseudonym....................

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 14 April 2011 17:04

mint car, just put on that outfit from Halley Berry's "Cat Woman" to satisfy the wankers. Think about that in your next physics class.

MissBunny25 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 17:09

37&38.... wtf?

mintcar 9

Thursday 14 April 2011 20:09

70, sounds tempting. Might take too much effort and time to get into such a suit. :/

manzanita2121 6

Thursday 14 April 2011 21:08

flirting on FML LOL keep going I want to read it all.

TrueStory22 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:16

Your boyfriend has the tendency to violently hit things and your biggest concern is the $720 deposit? I'm not implying it's a small amount of money, but don't put another FML up here when he ends up giving you a black eye. If I made it sound like you're dating a toddler in an adult's body, it's because you're not an idiot and should either get out as soon as you can, or be ready to duck out of there the next time he doesn't get the toy he wanted in his Happy Meal.