By anon - 18/01/2012 18:29 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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dogpup4 23

This really doesn't seem as bad when you don't misread boyfriend as brother. Like I did.

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eilselivery 0

hahahaha! now i'm really glad i just so happened to watch all 3 LOTR movies this weekend.

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emodude44 0

Sauron sounds like a dick.

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ThecomingofTan 9

I would have gone with 'The Eye of Horus', but to each their own.

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raygae00711 6

Haha that's funny OP, there are certainly worse things in life, and a lack of a sense of humor is one of them.

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FlashBurn 13

Should have told him, "This is not the One Ring you're looking for." and beat him with a Star Wars reference!

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Rippin91 0

That is awful. How does that not disgust you on the daily?

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Nashiq 8

We all just like to have a little fun.

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