By anon - 18/01/2012 18:29 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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dogpup4 23

This really doesn't seem as bad when you don't misread boyfriend as brother. Like I did.

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johnnyshred612 4

inb4 circumcision war where a bunch of guys with fractured egos argue over which girls like more while the actual girls don't really care

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

This just ruined LOTR for me... Have fun in Mordor, OP.

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GoW_Chick 14

I'm always blown away at the weird, funny, sometimes creative names guys have for their penis, your guy seems like he has a good sense of humor, good for you for finding a keeper.

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moop256 10

I knew a guy who named his "long tall Sally" I sometimes wondered if he was a transvestite...

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GhostlyGhoulish 1

That's ok, I call mine Russell Crowe aka the gladiator

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moop256 10

For an uncircumcised one "the viper" makes sense

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Capt_Awesome137 0

Haha you should tell him (insert witty comment here)! That would be hilarious :/

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wildman1056 7

Circumcised or not, guys that play games with themselves need to know how silly they look.

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cooLING 0

Nice. Just tell the Eye of Sauron that it ain't seeing shit unless it wears a condom.

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Brelywi 15

Haha, I laughed. Get a sense of humor! I can't wait to do that to my husband when he gets back from deployment.

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dre9889 4

Wait... You can't wait to do that to him... Was that a typo?

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Brelywi 15

With HIS, obviously, not mine (as I'm a woman). He'd find it hilarious.

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