By anon - 18/01/2012 18:29 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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dogpup4 23

This really doesn't seem as bad when you don't misread boyfriend as brother. Like I did.

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White_Knightspc 0

One **** ring to rule them all!...

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cooldaddio 14

Yet another "my boyfriend has a sense of humor" FML.

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fabu12 0

So is this suppost to be a bad thing!:)

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kei1108 13

I think you deserve someone who is mature and not disgusting..

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creedaddict 9

Ewwwww foreskin is so nasty

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Raesin 21

Yes, a natural part of a mans body is nasty. You're very naive and narrow-minded aren't you?

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creedaddict 9

It's still nasty ...

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chili10 18

Are you kidding me? Are you 12? You seriously need to grow up if you think something as completely natural as foreskin is gross.

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rabbittboi 18

It's just as nasty as an uncircumcised female. I bet YOU aren't looking to have your sex organs mutilated, are you?

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