By anon - 18/01/2012 18:29 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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dogpup4 23

This really doesn't seem as bad when you don't misread boyfriend as brother. Like I did.

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sunflower226 0

people like that should not be allowed to breed

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GoW_Chick 14

So people who have a sense of humor shouldn't be allowed to breed? I think the world would be mighty boring if that were so.

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Dracoboxer357 35

I don't think I quite understand the Why behind your comment, 98. Is it a dislike of foreskin, that particular brand of humour or something else entirely? Cause I imagine OP's boyfriend was just attempting to be funny, not revolting. And if you don't include the commentary, all he did was pull back his foreskin. Nothing evil about that, and certainly nothing that warrants removing his breeding privileges. Did I miss something? :(

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Caliborn_06 11

That's ******* awesome!!!

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Snow_Daisy 7

FAVORITED! Lol this is probably the stupidest thing I've ever read. Thank you for sharing. (;

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Guy247bp2 1

You sure he wasn't referring to the salutation in "Avatar?"

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DangerousGirl91 2

LOL ur bf is such a creep! If I was there I would have poked it and be like "Well I'm poking the eye of Sauron! Does it hurt?"

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beatdownbarbie 5

FORESKIN WARRIOR!

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