By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
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mibrahim01 0

It's better to give than to take

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guitarplayer546 0

I am sorry op, you may have a retard of a boyfriend

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candacekmp 14

Sounds like he is fishing for reasons to break up...

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Chris20003 17

And the Darwin award goes to... *drum roll*

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The_9th_Doctor 18

dump his stupid ass while you still can

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iadtgrad07 6

Sounds like he has the STD. Cheaters always blame the other person. I'd get yourself checked

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Octopudding 17

You should punch that tooth right out of him.

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Unlucky1232 20

sure it's just the jaw? maybe the logic part of his brain is swollen

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