Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care...

By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 06:30 - United States - River Falls

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

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By Darth Spasticus - 14/11/2015 09:12 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, my boyfriend was diagnosed with a UTI. He thought men can only get UTIs by "catching" them from a woman, so he blamed me for it. FML

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By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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Smug knob

By Anonymous - 03/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got his results from the doctor: the weeping sore under his foreskin isn’t an STD like I accused him of, it’s merely a bacterial skin infection from not washing his penis. He’s acting all smug, like not cheating on me somehow makes up for being a bacteria-ridden petri dish. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 19:53 - United States

Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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Clapped

By frennyy - 04/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Miami

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML

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mibrahim01 0

Monday 17 October 2011 18:50

It's better to give than to take

guitarplayer546 0

Monday 17 October 2011 18:54

I am sorry op, you may have a retard of a boyfriend

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deepseth 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:06

YDI for dating a dumbass

lvl19virgin 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:28

And this "boyfriend" has graduates high school, right?

writergirl23 19

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:29

Tell him to go to a doctor for his STD. Hopefully he'll come crawling to you. If not, oh well.

MrLoux 6

Wednesday 19 October 2011 0:14

Give him another cracked tooth

riley16 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 6:21

Wow he dumb!!

TheMadisonScott 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:01

That's why you have legs, So start kicking

umswright74 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 3:31

I agree with him

rockyap 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:10

Time to find a new bf

Nuahavizu 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 20:08

Again, it's hard to feel too bad for you since you are the one who decided to date a guy who apparently has the iq of half a shovel >.> granted i don't know the whole story, but still... Honey, you can do a lot better than a guy whom needs supervision when writing for two reasons: 1) To keep him from sticking the crayon up his nose, and 2) So he has help drawing the more difficult letters.